“Agent 9663! Agent 9663! Do you read me?”
“Yeah, yeah, 6369. I read you. Like I’ve been reading you for the past half an hour!”
“9663! This is a serious mission! Stop goofing around. Are you capable of that?”
“Well, you see, 63 – ”
“I mean it!”
“Okay, okay! Sorry. Keep your coat on. I’ll be serious. Geez.”
“Thank you. You, of all people should know what is at stake here. Really, it’s mostly for you. I’m just here because you’re too incompetent to figure it out yourself.”
“Heyy! I’m smarter than you! Who got better grades in school, huh?”
“School! Like you learn anything of importance there. You just did well because you can lower yourself to follow those who say they are Master.”
“Psh. You’re just sore. Hang on, wait! Target sighted. He’s leaving the Area.”
“Good observation! You deserve a medal! Hey guys, Agent 9663 is actually capable of noticing things! But you forget - I’m the one with the camera. I saw it too.”
“You’re so… not fun to work with.”
“Oh, forgive me for not goofing off all the time. Someone has to get work done around here.”
“Whatever you say, boss. Anyway. I’m going in now. You cover me?”
“Yes, yes. Go in and finish this quickly. I need to take a nap soon.”
“Geez. You yell at me for getting distracted all the time and not doing work, but you take your silly naps every two hours. What’s up with that?”
“I devote more energy to my intellectual studies. I need the rest. You, on the other hand – no! No! The other door! How many times do you have to get it wrong?!”
“I’m getting there! I need to open this one first to be able to get to the goods. How many times do I have to explain that to you?”
“Whatever. Hurry up and get out of there. Target is heading back towards the Area.”
“Got it! Okay, I’m coming out now. I’m going to run.”
“9663? I can’t see you anymore. Where are you?!”
“BOO!”
“Ahhh!”
“Ahahahaha I get you every time!”
“You really annoy me, 9663.”
“I know! And I love every moment of it. But here. I snagged something for you too.”
“Ooh! Tuna! Thanks!”
“Anytime. Well, enjoy your tuna. I’m going upstairs to eat my chicken wings if you need me.”
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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